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Колыма - родина нашего страха / Kolyma - Birthplace of Our Fear
 
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Не знаю, как у вас, но всю свою жизнь я слышу от родителей: ну будь осторожен, ну не привлекай к себе лишнее внимание, не высовывайся – это очень опасно; и вообще мы простые люди – от нас ничего не зависит. Мои родители – прекрасные люди, я безумно их люблю. Но они говорят все это десятилетиями - даже в тех ситуациях, где очевидно нарушается здравый смысл, где творится несправедливость и где мы точно правы. Я всегда думал: откуда у старшего поколения этот страх, это стремление мазать все серой краской? Почему они боятся, что даже за минимальную смелость обязательно прилетит наказание? Моя гипотеза: этот страх зародился еще в прошлом веке и через поколения добрался до нас. Одно из мест, где этот страх появлялся, - Колыма. Для максимального погружения мы проехали всю трассу Колыма. 2000 км тяжеленной дороги. 9 дней пути. И лютый, просто неправдоподобный мороз. Как люди жили здесь тогда, во время репрессий? Как люди жили после? Как живут люди сейчас? Все это нам было интересно и важно узнать нам. Все, что узнали, мы рассказываем вам. Некоторые герои выпуска: Ростислав - https://www.instagram.com/rostbboy/ Артем Ковалев - http://artemkovalev.com/ Роман Романов - https://www.gmig.ru/ Иван Паникаров - номер карты сбербанка для поддержания работы музея в Ягодном 5469 3600 1298 2287 Антоха - https://www.instagram.com/kaban553/ За одежду спасибо ребятам из компании https://ru.redfoxoutdoor.com Если бы не они, совсем не факт, что мы бы пережили эти морозы.
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How data mining works
 
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In this video we describe data mining, in the context of knowledge discovery in databases. More videos on classification algorithms can be found at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXMKI02h3_qjYoX-f8uKrcGqYmaqdAtq5 Please subscribe to my channel, and share this video with your peers!
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Weka Data Mining Tutorial for First Time & Beginner Users
 
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23-minute beginner-friendly introduction to data mining with WEKA. Examples of algorithms to get you started with WEKA: logistic regression, decision tree, neural network and support vector machine. Update 7/20/2018: I put data files in .ARFF here http://pastebin.com/Ea55rc3j and in .CSV here http://pastebin.com/4sG90tTu Sorry uploading the data file took so long...it was on an old laptop.
Views: 471895 Brandon Weinberg
1.2 How to download and import AdventureWorks database | SQL Server Tutorial
 
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Buy Me a Coffee? https://www.paypal.me/jiejenn/5 Your donation will help me to make more tutorial videos! AdventureWorks database is a sample database provided by Microsoft that comes with SQL Server. For new SQL Server users who don’t have any data to work with, AdventureWorks database provides a really good learning material. In MS SQL Server, you can import the backup database file (AdventureWorks.bak file) in two ways. One is the manual import using the SQL Server backup import wizard. The other way is to execute T-SQL statements. Unless you have very specific configuration settings otherwise, using the import wizard is probably the easiest way to import a backup database file. In this tutorial I will teach you step-by-step how to import the SQL Server database backup file. If you don’t have SQL Server installed, please watch my tutorial video how to install MS SQL Server Express (https://youtu.be/rOGq3BdwzFU) for instruction how to install SQL Server. Link to download AdventureWorks database file: https://github.com/Microsoft/sql-server-samples/releases/tag/adventureworks Visit my website https://LearnDataAnalysis.org If you are into traveling, also check out my travel channel which capture the places I've been to with my camera https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXpzRoBVYbQyW5VAgKkGc-Q
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How Do I: Setup and Configure the Excel Data-Mining Add-in?
 
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This video shows how configure to setup the Data Mining Client For Excel addin. This addin is part of the Microsoft SQL Server 2008 Data Mining Add-ins for Microsoft Office 2007 download available at: http://www.microsoft.com/DOWNLOADS/details.aspx?familyid=896A493A-2502-4795-94AE-E00632BA6DE7.
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Многомерная модель данных в SSAS
 
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доклад конференции "24 Hours of PASS. Russian. 2014" Одной из причин построения многомерной модели в SQL Server Analysis Services является достижение высокой производительности запросов к бизнес-данным. В докладе будет представлен детальный процесс создания кубов и работа с ними. Во время презентации будет построен куб для анализа финансовых показателей компаний. Разберем особенности работы с такой моделью. Докладчик: Хомяков Константин (MVP SQL Server) специализируется в Microsoft Business Inteligence: разработка SSIS пакетов, построение кубов и анализ данных в SSAS. Последние несколько лет занимается интеграцией данных.
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decision tree example(ID3)
 
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Download this sum PDF from link below http://britsol.blogspot.in/2017/10/decision-tree-algorithm-pdf.html?m=1 book name: techmax publications datawarehousing and mining by arti deshpande n pallavi halarnkar
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What is Backup and Restore - Types of Backup - Archiving - Explained - Details - In Hindi
 
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What is Backup and Restore, types of backup, archiving this is what I am going to explain you in details in Hindi. What is Backup Backup is a process of copying or archiving files and folders for the purpose of being able to restore them in case of data loss. Data loss can happen in many ways like hardware\software failure or due to any disaster or catastrophic events. There might be chances where we feel like the data we have stored might become corrupt, recently the WannaCry ransomware attacks created an havoc by encrypting the files of computer and asking for ransome. Restore is a process to copying the backed up files to the original or different location. Types of Backup There are many types of backup generally you can consider if you want to learn it more technically however main four types of backup I will explain to you. 1. Normal Backup 2. Full Backup 3. Incremental Backup 4. Differential Backup Normal backup : is nothing but just to copy paste the files from one location to another Full Backup : Full backup is the complete backup of the system. Incremental Backup : is the backup of the files and folders which has been changed since from last backup. Differential backup : is the backup of the files and folders changed since from last full backup. Backup Schedule : is the regular time or day in which backup job runs. Backup Window : is the time in which backup need to be completed. Retention Period : is the duration of time for which the backup need to be stored. Storage Device\Media : can be of many types, basically its divided in two categories disks and tapes based Archiving : is the process to backup the data and store in some location where you do not want to access it frequently Famous Backup Software and Companies Microsoft Windows : Windows Backup and Restore, NTBackup Veritas Software : Netbackup, Backup Exec HP : HP data protector IBM : IBM TSM EMC : EMC Networker etc Link to the presentation https://1drv.ms/p/s!AsyTaFuYv8zcg0klM-964ufk7oyZ Please watch the complete video for proper understanding. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My ebook Real Ways to Make Money Online - E-book (Lifetime Free updates) (Rs.149) : https://goo.gl/oB95Pt Donate us to Keep Motivated paypal.me/techbulu Products I use Samson Go Mic: https://amzn.to/2LoefhP Pop filter: https://amzn.to/2uyZRJR Microsoft Office 365: https://amzn.to/2JBVP8y My phone: https://amzn.to/2uMuwCV Desktop : https://amzn.to/2JCe5yF Digital Pen: https://amzn.to/2LpvCin Share, Support, Subscribe!!! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TECHBULU Twitter: https://twitter.com/techbulu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/techbulu/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/techbulu/ Google Plus: https://goo.gl/sZhdc0 Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/tech-bulu-15834b140/ BlogSite: http://www.techbulu.com/ About Us: TECHBULU is a YouTube Channel, where you will find technical and education videos. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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ISO 9001:2015 PDF CHECKLIST | PDF Guide to ISO 9001 Quality Management Systems
 
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ISO 9001:2015 PDF checklist DOWNLOAD below! ISO 9001 online training course presented by CEO Kobi Simmat. An advanced, step-by-step breakdown of our ISO 9001:2015 PDF checklist. Go and dive into our amazing ISO 9001:2015 Gap Analysis Checklist Course that we have available as the perfect introduction and implementation tool to accompany your management system https://bit.ly/2SGswGm Follow and subscribe to: Best Practice Website : https://goo.gl/uJTioQ Facebook : https://goo.gl/VOJfKZ LinkedIn : https://goo.gl/dZmlTr Youtube : https://goo.gl/8SVD9E Instagram : @bestpracticetv Snapchat : @bestpracticetv Dreams by Joakim Karud https://soundcloud.com/joakimkarud Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/VF9_dCo6JT4
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AAI Mod Tutorial 1 - Vehicles and Manual Commands
 
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Detailed tutorials of the awesome Factorio mod pack of "Advanced Autonomous Industries" (AAI) from Earendel. The AAI modpack allows unprecedented automation of vehicles; both for logistics and military purposes. However, this relies on complex circuit network conditions to scan and control the vehicles. The tutorials released are meant to be watched in sequence since the complexity gradually increases and I will assume knowledge from prior tutorials. 1. Vehicles and Manual Commands 2. Scanners and Controllers 3. Automatic Zone and Miner assignment 4. Automatic Alien Search and Destroy 5. Automatic Haulage from Miner to Depot The mods can be found in game by searching for "AAI". Additional information is available on the Factorio forums: https://forums.factorio.com/viewtopic.php?f=93&t=38475 Blueprint strings available: https://forums.factorio.com/viewtopic.php?f=93&t=38475&p=255419#p255419 Main Mods: Refining - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelsrefining Smelting - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelssmelting Petrochemical - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelspetrochem Bioprocessing - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelsbioprocessing Logistics (BETA) - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelslogistics Minor mods: Infinite Ores - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelsinfiniteores Ore silos - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelsaddons-oresilos Pressure tanks - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelsaddons-pressuretanks Warehouses - https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Arch666Angel/angelsaddons-warehouses Mods in the mod-pack: AAI Programmable Structures: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-programmable-structures AAI Programmable Vehicles: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-programmable-vehicles AAI Signals: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-signals AAI Vehicles Chaingunner: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-vehicles-chaingunner AAI Vehicles Flame Tumbler: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-vehicles-flame-tumbler AAI Vehicles Hauler: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-vehicles-hauler AAI Vehicles Laser Tank: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-vehicles-laser-tank AAI Vehicles Miner: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-vehicles-miner AAI Zones: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/aai-zones Data Raw Prototypes: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/data-raw-prototypes Detached Gun Sounds: https://mods.factorio.com/mods/Earendel/detached-gun-sounds
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Visual Studio 2017 - BI Data Tools (SSDT)
 
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Instalación de los Templates de SSAS y SSRS en el Visual Studio 2017. Tutorial rápido para iniciar en el mundo del Business Intelligence en Sql Server 2016. Sql Server Data Tools en Visual Studio. Analysis Services en Visual Studio. Reporting Services en Visual Studio. Integration Services en Visual Studio. Data Tools Visual Studio 2017. Business Intelligence en Visual Studio 2017. SSDT Visual Studio 2017. SSDT 2017. BI Data Tools. SSRS Visual Studio 2017. SSAS Visual Studio 2017. =====Suscribete===== ► Contenido todas las semanas http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=bilatam =====Links===== ■ SSAS Template VS 2017: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=ProBITools.MicrosoftAnalysisServicesModelingProjects ■ SSRS Template VS 2017: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=ProBITools.MicrosoftReportProjectsforVisualStudio ■ SSDT Template VS 2015: https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/ssdt/download-sql-server-data-tools-ssdt =====Contenido Relacionado===== ► Opinión: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYrlUIT0c5U&list=PLRiwUUBPYwFjfGM4Cfm9Vc_LoQms1yBiq Intro PowerBI Desktop - Parte 2 (Modelado): https://youtu.be/d7pAnhAMRHE PowerBI - Creado mi usuario gratuito: https://youtu.be/xHmm-YOr2W8 PowerBI - Importando Excel https://youtu.be/BAmcZTuBUpk DAX Measures https://youtu.be/3B-VfBDsPcQ =====Comunidad en Linea===== ■ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/BusinessIntelligenceLATAM/
How to use SQL Server Data Tools in Visual Studio 2017
 
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Watch this session to learn how to use SQL Server Data Tools in Visual Studio 2017 to quickly develop a SQL Server database that runs anywhere and an Azure SQL database. Learn how to automate your application and database CI/CD pipeline by using Visual Studio Team Services. Product info: docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/ssdt/download-sql-server-data-tools-ssdt Learn more: msdn.microsoft.com/library/hh272686(v=vs.103).aspx Documentation: msdn.microsoft.com/library/hh272686(v=vs.103).aspx PERMISSIONS: The original video was published microsoft visual studio & Microsoft Virtual Academy&chaneel9 YouTube channel with the Creative Commons Attribution license (reuse allowed)
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How to Install SQL Server 2016 Analysis Services - SQL Server 2016 DBA Tutorial
 
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How to Install and Configure SQL Server 2016 Analysis Services 1. SSAS 2016 installation step by step 2. What are pre-requisites of SQL Server 2016 Analysis Services 3. How to add SSAS 2016 to an existing SQL Server 4. When to choose Multidimensional Data and Mining mode 5. When to Choose Tabular Mode 6. When to Choose PowerPivot Mode 7. SSAS 2016 Installation best practices 8. SSAS 2016 Configuration best practices 9. How to connect to Analysis Services using SQL Server Management Studio Link to scripts used in SQL Server2016 DBA tutorial http://www.techbrothersit.com/2017/03/how-to-install-and-configure-sql-server_24.html Check out our website for Different SQL Server, MSBI tutorials and interview questions such as SQL Server Reporting Services(SSRS) Tutorial SQL Server Integration Services(SSIS) Tutorial SQL Server DBA Tutorial SQLServer 2016 DBA tutorial SQL Server / TSQL Tutorial ( Beginner to Advance) http://www.techbrothersit.com/
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Лекция 2. Сборка C++ программ (Программирование на C++, часть 1)
 
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Лекция №2 в курсе "Программирование на C++, часть " (осень 2018). Преподаватель курса: Валерий Михайлович Лесин
Boomerang Trick Shots | Dude Perfect
 
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Предложение ORDER BY. Microsoft SQL Server 2012 Урок 10
 
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Предложение ORDER BY. Microsoft SQL Server 2012 Урок 10 Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/site/lebedevum/ группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazovanie Представляем Вам десятый урок из курса посвященного SQL Server 2012. Данная группа уроков рассматривает тему выборки данных в SQL Server 2012. В данном уроке мы будем говорить о предложении ORDER BY а по факту мы будем сортировать нашу выборку. Работать мы будем в рамках базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.0, загрузить ее вы сможете по ссылке: http://narod.ru/disk/63665537001.5c5546a400f002073d91df39f57dc35e/NA2.zip.html Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.0: 1. Скачать NA2.zip 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting20] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA2\NervAccounting20.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA2\NervAccounting20_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO
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MDX tutorial, introduction to Multidimensional Expressions
 
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All #MDX tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12WMPhSm5rU&list=PL99-DcFspRUqtBLaVEpr-vxpHZrXMPWh6 MDX is a query language for OLAP databases. Learning MDX will allow you to take advantage of the more advanced features of Analysis Services. MDX examples.
Moneyball (2011) Movie Trailer - HD - Brad Pitt
 
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The story of Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane's successful attempt to put together a baseball club on a budget by employing computer-generated analysis to draft his players. Director: Bennett Miller Writers: Steven Zaillian (screenplay), Aaron Sorkin (screenplay) Stars: Brad Pitt, Robin Wright and Jonah Hill Via: http://movies.yahoo.com/trailers/
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What Causes Accidents - Safety Training Video - Preventing Accidents & Injuries
 
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What Causes Accidents - Safety Training Video - Preventing Accidents & Injuries Never miss a new safety video! Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=safetymemos It is hard to find an accident that could not have been prevented. Although it is often difficult to foresee every unsafe condition or potential hazard - training, constant vigilance and hazard awareness can prevent the vast majority of incidents and fatalities. Carelessness, distractions, ignorance and unnecessary risk-taking will lead to accidents and injuries. This safety training video outlines the two causes of most accidents and the human behaviors that make accidents happen. Understanding these causes and behaviors can help us reduce both the frequency and severity of accidents. For more videos like this one, see our channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SafetyMemos Never miss a new safety video! Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=safetymemos Safety and Health Topics: https://www.osha.gov/SLTC/index.html IRB Guidebook for BIOMEDICAL AND BEHAVIORAL RESEARCH: AN OVERVIEW; US Dept of Health & Human Services: http://www.hhs.gov/ohrp/archive/irb/irb_chapter5.htm#h3 Human factors: Behavioural safety: http://www.hse.gov.uk/humanfactors/topics/behaviouralsafety.htm
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Humans Need Not Apply
 
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WoW TSM 4 Beginners Guide - Part 1 - Interface and Settings
 
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My guide to getting started with Trade Skill Master 4 (TSM4) for World of Warcraft. Here I talk through TSM - what it is and what it does, I show the interface and help you get started with the initial settings. Want to get TSM4? Visit ... https://www.tradeskillmaster.com/install or get it from Curse .. https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/tradeskill-master How to Setup the TSM Desktop App - http://support.tradeskillmaster.com/display/KB/Setup+TSM+Desktop+Application Other Addons that might be useful Bag Addon - Adibags - https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/adibags Till Sound - https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/isold-more Guild Bank Sort - https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/sushi-sort Watch me live on Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/samadanplayswow Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/SamadanPlaysWoW To get notified when I post new videos, please press subscribe. Happy Goldmaking! Samadan
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Install SQL Server Analysis Services (SSAS, MOLAP 2014)
 
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Install SQL Server 2014 - Analysis Services (SSAS, MOLAP) For more updates like my page in FB: https://www.facebook.com/sqlwithmanoj
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Lecture -1 Introduction to Database Management System
 
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Lecture Series on Database Management System by Prof.D.Janakiram, Department of Computer Science & Engineering ,IIT Madras. For more details on NPTEL visit http://nptel.iitm.ac.in
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How to hack Township-100% working
 
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hello in this video i would me showing u guys how to hack township using luck patcher. Link for lucky patcher - http://j.gs/BCxV
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Vraag een persoonlijke video aan bij Auto Siero
 
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16GB micro SD/TF memory card + SD card slot adapter - the cheapest price, tablets, phones, cameras
 
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16 GB Micro SD / TF memory card + an SD card slot adapter Link: http://amzn.to/2GERMHt This is the cheapest 16 GB Micro SD memory card I could find on the web. It can be used on many devices such as mobile phones, tablets, cameras, etc. The trans flash card can be used to safely store your files (movies, songs, ebooks, documents). The Micro SD TF Card supports multimedia data content protection-CPRM technology, great in performance, safe to store your files in! Made of high quality material, the 16G Memory Card is durable and reliable for long time use! Pros: - Big capacity (16 GB) - Great performance - Cheap price Cons: Can't think of any Bottom line: This 16 GB micro SD card is the perfect choice if you are looking for a good quality memory card on a cheap price. Specifications: Capacity: 16 GB Read Speed: 5 MB/s Write Speed: 2.5 MB/s Dimensions (micro SD card): 15 x 11 x 1mm (L x W x H) Dimensions (SD card adapter): 32 x 24 x 2mm (L x W x H) Product link: http://amzn.to/2GERMHt Support the channel! Like and share the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgO_eLreMKE Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/reviewthecheapest
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Выражения с использованием операторов в SQL Server 2012 -- Часть 1
 
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Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/site/lebedevum/ группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazovanie Данный веб-каст посвящен языку Transact-SQL в SQL Server 2012. В веб-касте вы найдете информацию и примеры объединения строк, объединения строк и табличных данных и объединения со значением NULL. Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.1: 1. Скачать NA21.zip (http://yadi.sk/d/UJ5JYKNM5ng67) 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting21] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO
Views: 10511 Tvorcheskaya Moskva
Utopia Origin Gameplay Android/iOS - Brand New Open World Multiplayer Survival Game Mobile
 
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Utopia: Origin Multiplayer Survival Gameplay Android/iOS 1080p. 🚩Subscribe me: http://bit.ly/MikeFringe 🚩Support me: https://streamlabs.com/mikefringe 📲▪▪▪▪▶Download:◀▪▪▪▪▪▪▪ By HERO Game Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.herogame.gplay.magicminecraft.mmorpg APK: https://mega.nz/#!gegBVYrC!4DWGqxeLu6ZINA2MqivHNHTnmbhQRcD8cR8Dyyo6BBg OBB: https://mega.nz/#!ta5FRQiQ!fBSDrpcTkretwU1VjBdxEEuM19w4ybopB7V6W54XmWI App Store: https://itunes.apple.com/SG/app/id1433399529 Official Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/utopiaorigin Total size: 748 MB This game is online. ▶▶▶ Playlists you may like: 🚩 Action RPG Android / iOS Playlist: ▶http://bit.ly/2fz2wdR 🚩 Open World MMORPG Playlist: ▶http://bit.ly/2fDalS 🚩 RPG (Turn-Based) Android / iOS Playlist : ▶http://bit.ly/2fmKACZ 🚩 RPG (Card Battle) Android / iOS Playlist: ▶http://bit.ly/2eDGRPH 🚩 RPG (Tactical) Android / iOS Playlist: ▶http://bit.ly/2eM4KI0 🚩 RPG (Real time) Android / iOS Playlist: ▶http://bit.ly/2fEhePN 🚩 Action games Android / iOS Playlist: ▶http://bit.ly/2fz2vqv 🚩 WitchSpring2 Walkthrough ▶http://bit.ly/2eWnw0o 🚩 Witch Spring 3 Complete Walkthrough + After Story ▶http://bit.ly/2AjDsBU 🚩 Simulation Games Playlist ▶ http://bit.ly/2s5j45S 🚩 Adventure / Quest Playlist ▶http://bit.ly/2rDLpzE 🚩 Fighting Games Playlist ▶http://bit.ly/2rR3jzR 🚩 Music Games Playlist ▶http://bit.ly/2qM2ap0 🚩 Strategy Games Playlist ▶http://bit.ly/2rwqJrq 🚩 PC Gaming playlist ▶http://bit.ly/2rRaWGJ When I woke up, I found that I was no longer stay in the familiar room, a world as beautiful as heaven greeted my eyes. "Where am I?" "Welcome to the Utopia land, the land of Beia," a voice said. "I am your guide, Xiaxia." Looking up, a flying sprite was talking to us. "You are the first adventurer to be recruited. Take this manual and start your adventures!" No one could have imagined that mine adventure legends was about to begin.   ❖ If You don't Build the House Well, You'll be Caught Xiaxia Tips ①: There will be a little demon and skeleton soldier at night, and it is very dangerous if don’t have your own campfire and house! "Let’s build our house today! There's wood and stone everywhere. Come on!" No one ever did chopping, mining or carpentry, but it was as if we have been given the magic by the land, and everyone learned to master all sorts of skills. Wood and stone were transported to the worktable, crafted into boards and bricks, and a two-story building slowly formed with the sweat from everyone. As night fell, a mysterious mist filled the air. As Xiaxia said, a group of small demons with green flames appeared in the mist, but the fire in front of their homes made them dare not go further. But survival is only the first step, more adventures are waiting for us! Hope we can build a big clan some day!   ❖ The World is so Big, I Want to Explore it with You! Xiaxia Tips ②: You can ride a dragon in this world, but first, tame a pony! After the home was built, everyone can't wait to explore the world. In order to bring the wild horses back to clan, let’s prepare horse feed first. There was a faint smell of carrot and wheat balls baked with a soft fire, and several horses came to us, rubbed our hands and ate happily. Lightly on the back of the horse, let the sun shine on the shoulders, we planned to go to explore the wilderness tomorrow! Can’t wait to ride a dragon in the future!   ❖ The Best Sights in Beia is that We Fight Side by Side! Xiaxia tips ③: Treasure often accompanied by danger! Mount and weapon are ready, and nothing can stop us from exploring. It is said that in the islands, forests, deserts and snow-capped mountains, the treasure left by the creator gods is now guarded by monsters, dragons and Evils. For about half a day north, a ruin was visible, and a troop of skeletons wandered through the wreckage, with a golden chest in the middle. The clash began, the seemingly vulnerable skeletons were so powerful unexpectedly. Finally we beat them, after opening the treasure chest, a gem appeared with its soft light, as if healing our wounds.   ❖ Play in Your Way! I have climbed the most remote ruins, sailed to the most romantic heart island, even cut off the teeth of the dragon, but I still need more friends, do things we enjoy together, do you want to come together? #UtopiaOrigin #MikeFringe
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Предложение WHERE. SQL Server 2012 Урок 2
 
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Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/site/lebedevum/ группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazovanie Предлагаем Вашему вниманию второй урок серии SQL Server 2012 который называется «Предложение WHERE». Данная группа уроков называется выборка данных в SQL Server 2012. Многое из того что будет показано можно будет проделать на более младших версиях SQL. Итак мы работаем в базе Nerv Accounting 2.0 в рамках всей серии веб кастов данную базу вы можете скачать по ссылке http://narod.ru/disk/63665537001.5c5546a400f002073d91df39f57dc35e/NA2.zip.html Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.0: 1. Скачать NA2.zip 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting20] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA2\NervAccounting20.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA2\NervAccounting20_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO А для этого вебкаста нам понадобится таблица Software, нам ее будет более чем достаточно. Сначала мы познакомимся с синтаксисом предложения WHERE и затем посмотрим на операторы сравнения и приведем примеры на их использование.
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What is Logistics?
 
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LoadDelivered Logistics explains what logistics is using transporting water as an example. For more information, visit http://www.loaddelivered.com.
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Incognito Antispy and malware Security
 
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Download now: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.arcane.incognito Recent Review from AndroidTapp “If you feel your device may have been compromised Incognito Anti Spy and Anti Surveillance is a good solution to help detect unwarranted spyware apps.” Incognito is an AntiSpy App that detects and removes malicious Spyware, Malware & Trojan software. Are you being spied on by your husband, wife, partner, ex, employer etc? Are you sure? Have they purchased and installed spyware on your phone or tablet? How do you know? The Incognito AntiSpy scanner will: - Protect you from commercial spyware tools. - Stop people from spying on you. - Return your privacy. All you have to do is install Incognito and press Start Scanning to eliminate commercial spying android software. If any of the spy tools that Incognito targets are on your device they will be removed. It is very EASY The companies that make and sell these spy tools (Trojan, Spyware and Malware) have millions of customers around the world. For as little as $7/month your husband, wife, partner, ex, employer, employee, etc. can be a spy. They need no technical skills and no training to use these spy tools. They will get access to all information on your device including: - Listen to all of your calls in realtime. - Who have you called and who has called you. - Who are you messaging. -; Facebook, LINE, WhatsApp, Viber, WeChat etc . - Where you are right now and where have you been. - See and hear you in real time. -; Every photo and video on your device. You will never know that they are spying on you. Until Now Our mission is to make you safe from these spy tools. - We purchase these spy tools every week.  - We analyze how they work. - We STOP them. Incognito can currently find and remove the following commercial Trojan, Spyware and Malware tools. We are adding to this list all the time and updates will always be free of charge: mSpy, HighsterMobile, HelloSpy, SMS Tracker, mCouple, Cell Phone Tracker, Family Mobile Tracker, MobiStealth, MobileSpy, StealthGenie, PhoneSheriff, SpyBubble, ZealSpy, iCamSpy, LittleSpy. Protect yourself now with a simple Security Scan Risk Free Money-Back Guarantee Try Incognito out for a full year. Put us through our paces, and see what kind of results you get. We’re so confident you’ll be happy after a year of using our products and services that we will offer you a full refund of the original purchase price for up to one year. Try it out and see what happens for you – we think you will be pleasantly surprised. If you are not 100% satisfied, simply send us an email to take advantage of our one-year guarantee. ====================================== Recent Review from AndroidTapp Rating: (4.6 out of 5 Stars) Should you Download Anti Spy and Anti Surveillance? If you feel your device may have been compromised or are the paranoid type Anti Spy and Anti Surveillance is a good solution to help detect unwarranted spyware apps. In most cases these apps can be almost impossible to detect for the average user and spending a few bucks for peace of mind is well worth it. Tap the Install button to grab it today! Read the review here: http://www.androidtapp.com/anti-spy-anti-surveillance/ ====================================== Please feel free to contact us with your feedback or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/incognitoapp Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/incognitotheapp Please leave a review if you like Incognito. Thank You.
Выражения с использованием операторов в SQL Server 2012 -- Часть 4
 
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Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/site/lebedevum/ группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazovanie Данный веб-каст посвящен языку Transact-SQL в SQL Server 2012. В веб-касте вы найдете информацию и примеры использования функций CAST и CONVERT, а также демонстрацию объединения разных типов данных. Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.1: 1. Скачать NA21.zip: 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting21] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO
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Строковые функции в SQL Server 2012 -- Часть 1
 
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Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/si... группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazov... Данный веб-каст посвящен языку Transact-SQL в SQL Server 2012. В веб-касте вы найдете информацию и примеры использования функций LTRIM и RTRIM в запросах, а также демонстрацию использования вложенных функций. Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.2: 1. Скачать NA22.zip. 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting22] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA22\NervAccounting21_new.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA22\NervAccounting21_new_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO
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Star Trek: Fleet Command Android iOS Gameplay (By DIGPRM Games, LLC)
 
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Star Trek: Fleet Command Space Strategy By DIGPRM Games. (Android/iOS/iPhone/iPad) Play on PC with Bluestacks ► https://bstk.me/rYD0qA7f2 Build your starbase, assemble your crew and ready your ships for the biggest space strategy game to come to mobile. Create your own alliances and an epic armada to dominate an entire quadrant of space. Align with the Federation, Klingons, or Romulans - or forge your own path to power. The war is about to begin. Are you ready to join the battle for control of the Neutral Zone? You have the conn! ►SHARE, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE! http://bit.ly/oglgameplays ◄ Google Play Download ►https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.digprm.prime iTunes Download ►https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/star-trek-fleet-command/id1427744264
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Выражения с использованием операторов в SQL Server 2012 -- Часть 2
 
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Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/site/lebedevum/ группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazovanie Данный веб-каст посвящен языку Transact-SQL в SQL Server 2012. В веб-касте вы найдете информацию и примеры объединения строк, чисел, переменных и столбцов при помощи выражения CONCAT. Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.1: 1. Скачать NA21.zip: 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting21] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO
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Выражения с использованием операторов в SQL Server 2012 -- Часть 5
 
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Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/site/lebedevum/ группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazovanie Данный веб-каст посвящен языку Transact-SQL в SQL Server 2012. В веб-касте вы найдете информацию и примеры использования функций математических операторов в запросах, а также демонстрацию использования функций в запросах с математическими операторами. Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.1: 1. Скачать NA21.zip: 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting21] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO
Views: 4703 Tvorcheskaya Moskva
Выражения с использованием операторов в SQL Server 2012 -- Часть 3
 
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Весь курс на нашем сайте http://uchu24.ru Другие курсы автора https://sites.google.com/site/lebedevum/ группа Вконтакте http://vk.com/nauka_obrazovanie Данный веб-каст посвящен языку Transact-SQL в SQL Server 2012. В веб-касте вы найдете информацию и примеры использования функций ISNULL и COALESCE в выборках и выборках с объединением строк. Инструкция по установке базы данных Nerv Accounting 2.1: 1. Скачать NA21.zip: 2. Распаковать архив на диск C:\ 3. Выполнить T-SQL код для подключения базы данных: USE [master] GO CREATE DATABASE [NervAccounting21] ON ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21.mdf' ), ( FILENAME = N'C:\NA21\NervAccounting21_log.ldf' ) FOR ATTACH GO
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Stealth Sniper 2 - Full Game Walkthrough (All 1-4 Missions) https://bit.ly/108game
 
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My Friend Irma: Acute Love Sickness / Bon Voyage / Irma Wants to Join Club
 
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My Friend Irma, created by writer-director-producer Cy Howard, is a top-rated, long-run radio situation comedy, so popular in the late 1940s that its success escalated to films, television, a comic strip and a comic book, while Howard scored with another radio comedy hit, Life with Luigi. Marie Wilson portrayed the title character, Irma Peterson, on radio, in two films and a television series. The radio series was broadcast from April 11, 1947 to August 23, 1954. Dependable, level-headed Jane Stacy (Cathy Lewis, Diana Lynn) began each weekly radio program by narrating a misadventure of her innocent, bewildered roommate, Irma, a dim-bulb stenographer from Minnesota. The two central characters were in their mid-twenties. Irma had her 25th birthday in one episode; she was born on May 5. After the two met in the first episode, they lived together in an apartment rented from their Irish landlady, Mrs. O'Reilly (Jane Morgan, Gloria Gordon). Irma's boyfriend Al (John Brown) was a deadbeat, barely on the right side of the law, who had not held a job in years. Only someone like Irma could love Al, whose nickname for Irma was "Chicken". Al had many crazy get-rich-quick schemes, which never worked. Al planned to marry Irma at some future date so she could support him. Professor Kropotkin (Hans Conried), the Russian violinist at the Princess Burlesque theater, lived upstairs. He greeted Jane and Irma with remarks like, "My two little bunnies with one being an Easter bunny and the other being Bugs Bunny." The Professor insulted Mrs. O'Reilly, complained about his room and reluctantly became O'Reilly's love interest in an effort to make her forget his back rent. Irma worked for the lawyer, Mr. Clyde (Alan Reed). She had such an odd filing system that once when Clyde fired her, he had to hire her back again because he couldn't find anything. Useless at dictation, Irma mangled whatever Clyde dictated. Asked how long she had been with Clyde, Irma said, "When I first went to work with him he had curly black hair, then it got grey, and now it's snow white. I guess I've been with him about six months." Irma became less bright as the program evolved. She also developed a tendency to whine or cry whenever something went wrong, which was at least once every show. Jane had a romantic inclination for her boss, millionaire Richard Rhinelander (Leif Erickson), but he had no real interest in her. Another actor in the show was Bea Benaderet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Friend_Irma_%28radio-TV%29 Katherine Elisabeth Wilson (August 19, 1916 -- November 23, 1972), better known by her stage name, Marie Wilson, was an American radio, film, and television actress. She may be best remembered as the title character in My Friend Irma. Born in Anaheim, California, Wilson began her career in New York City as a dancer on the Broadway stage. She gained national prominence with My Friend Irma on radio, television and film. The show made her a star but typecast her almost interminably as the quintessential dumb blonde, which she played in numerous comedies and in Ken Murray's famous Hollywood "Blackouts". During World War II, she was a volunteer performer at the Hollywood Canteen. She was also a popular wartime pin-up. Wilson's performance in Satan Met a Lady, the second film adaptation of Dashiell Hammett's detective novel The Maltese Falcon, is a virtual template for Marilyn Monroe's later onscreen persona. Wilson appeared in more than 40 films and was a guest on The Ed Sullivan Show on four occasions. She was a television performer during the 1960s, working until her untimely death. Wilson's talents have been recognized with three stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame: for radio at 6301 Hollywood Boulevard, for television at 6765 Hollywood Boulevard and for movies at 6601 Hollywood Boulevard. Wilson married four times: Nick Grinde (early 1930s), LA golf pro Bob Stevens (1938--39), Allan Nixon (1942--50) and Robert Fallon (1951--72). She died of cancer in 1972 at age 56 and was interred in the Columbarium of Remembrance at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Hollywood Hills. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Wilson_%28American_actress%29
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Auburn Coach Wife Kristi Malzahn Agrees with Match & eHarmony: Men are Jerks
 
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My advice is this: Settle! That's right. Don't worry about passion or intense connection. Don't nix a guy based on his annoying habit of yelling "Bravo!" in movie theaters. Overlook his halitosis or abysmal sense of aesthetics. Because if you want to have the infrastructure in place to have a family, settling is the way to go. Based on my observations, in fact, settling will probably make you happier in the long run, since many of those who marry with great expectations become more disillusioned with each passing year. (It's hard to maintain that level of zing when the conversation morphs into discussions about who's changing the diapers or balancing the checkbook.) Obviously, I wasn't always an advocate of settling. In fact, it took not settling to make me realize that settling is the better option, and even though settling is a rampant phenomenon, talking about it in a positive light makes people profoundly uncomfortable. Whenever I make the case for settling, people look at me with creased brows of disapproval or frowns of disappointment, the way a child might look at an older sibling who just informed her that Jerry's Kids aren't going to walk, even if you send them money. It's not only politically incorrect to get behind settling, it's downright un-American. Our culture tells us to keep our eyes on the prize (while our mothers, who know better, tell us not to be so picky), and the theme of holding out for true love (whatever that is—look at the divorce rate) permeates our collective mentality. Even situation comedies, starting in the 1970s with The Mary Tyler Moore Show and going all the way to Friends, feature endearing single women in the dating trenches, and there's supposed to be something romantic and even heroic about their search for true love. Of course, the crucial difference is that, whereas the earlier series begins after Mary has been jilted by her fiancé, the more modern-day Friends opens as Rachel Green leaves her nice-guy orthodontist fiancé at the altar simply because she isn't feeling it. But either way, in episode after episode, as both women continue to be unlucky in love, settling starts to look pretty darn appealing. Mary is supposed to be contentedly independent and fulfilled by her newsroom family, but in fact her life seems lonely. Are we to assume that at the end of the series, Mary, by then in her late 30s, found her soul mate after the lights in the newsroom went out and her work family was disbanded? If her experience was anything like mine or that of my single friends, it's unlikely. And while Rachel and her supposed soul mate, Ross, finally get together (for the umpteenth time) in the finale of Friends, do we feel confident that she'll be happier with Ross than she would have been had she settled down with Barry, the orthodontist, 10 years earlier? She and Ross have passion but have never had long-term stability, and the fireworks she experiences with him but not with Barry might actually turn out to be a liability, given how many times their relationship has already gone up in flames. It's equally questionable whether Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw, who cheated on her kindhearted and generous boyfriend, Aidan, only to end up with the more exciting but self-absorbed Mr. Big, will be better off in the framework of marriage and family. (Some time after the breakup, when Carrie ran into Aidan on the street, he was carrying his infant in a Baby Björn. Can anyone imagine Mr. Big walking around with a Björn?)
Views: 209064 Shari Wing
Things Mr. Welch is No Longer Allowed to do in a RPG #1-2450 Reading Compilation
 
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A list of things that Mister Welch is no long allowed to do in a tabletop rpg game. From Dungeons and dragons, call of cthulu, Pathfinder, Star Wars, and many other tabletop games and modules! 2450 entries in all! If you wish to see more from Eastside Show SCP (Eastside Steve), be sure to subscribe today for the latest videos! https://goo.gl/KekHSK The complete reading compilation of "Things Mr. Welch is No Longer Allowed to do in a RPG" numbers 1-2540! Enjoy the insanity, featuring RPG loop holes, insanity, and all sorts of table top shenanigans! Read along with me! ♣Read along: http://theglen.livejournal.com/389635.html TVtropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG "Pixel Peeker Polka - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Views: 169160 Eastside Show SCP